if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

(Source: cooldude10000million)





She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect.
Californication (via perfect)

(Source: seventh-story-nobody)


prettyninfo:

Shit Nigga I’m So Fucking High *-*



i get way too sensitive when i get attached to someone. i can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly i’m spending all day trying to figure out what i did wrong.
humans of new york - amman, jordan (via 5000letters)


actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT